That caution sign on the bus window has never been more relevant after taking one glance at this laid back looker. Those brooding eyes and scruffy face would make anyone feel faint. I’d happily grab the nearest pole (not the yellow one though, gross) in an effort to stabilize myself and more importantly, the human population since he seems to be concerned. TwoBirdsOnePole hotdudesreading HDRfangram


The Fourth of July has only just arrived but I'm already seeing fireworks. Between that book being read, that white shirt and the blue seat, this holiday is off to a strong start. Now all he needs to do is tag along with me to my friend’s place for some burgers and dogs 'cause he’s lookin totally BarbeQute RedWhiteAndBoo hotdudesreading


Hey, buttoned-up babe - your posture is going to be the straightest thing in NYC this weekend. Good thing I have the perfect plan to get you loose. Step 1: Express Yourself with some pre-parade mimosas; Step 2: Get Into The Groove with Madonna at the pier dance party. Step 3: Open Your Heart (and your shower door), because washing off all that rainbow glitter I accidentally spilled on you is going to be a 2-person job. CallMeMadameXXX NotLikeAVirgin WorldPride hotdudesreading hdrfangram


You guys - today is the day we all get a new version of TheHills to obsess over. The show’s fate might be Unwritten but my own special adults-only episode featuring this Brody look-a-like writes itself. Key plot points include him following me to a quiet corner of the terminal and me reaching for something in the distance as I release his inhibitions. LiveYourLife WithLegsWideOpen hotdudesreading


Time out! This lucious lad licking his lips has me drooling, and something about his outfit is giving me Zach Morris vibes. I just hope he’s not looking for the Kelly Kapowoski type, because I’m going full bad bitch Tori Scott, running my fingers through that hair, and seeing if that tongue can TakeItToTheMax. hdrfangram hotdudesreading


'Tis the season for creepily stalking hot dudes on their way home from the Hamptons. I’m hoping to convince this ravishing reader to meet me for a picnic at Chelsea Piers before he gets back into work mode. We'll roll out a blanket, bring our favorite novels and grab a charcuterie board. He can supply the meat, and I’ll bring some fruit. OneSalami TwoMelons hotdudesreading


Too bad I’m not a painter because this lusty lounger’s pose is giving me some serious Rose-from-Titanic vibes. Maybe it’s the summer Friday rosè I’m guzzling, but I’d gladly steam up some car windows with him. Something tells me my heart wouldn’t be the only thing to go on and on. PaintMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirls AlsoTakeOffYourShirt hotdudesreading


Last week’s news might’ve been all about royal baby Archie, but this lovely London lad is making me think of all the new headlines I could inspire to steal some of that attention right away, like “Tube rider straddles man, claims she was ‘knighting’ him”. Who knows — if it works, maybe I’ll even get a fabulous new title out of it. TheDuchessofSusSEXX hotdudesreading


Woah, check-er out this laidback lover. If his shoe choice is any indication of how he likes things, then count me in cause I’m all about efficiency. Plus I’m just as easy to get on AND off. Looks like it’s going to be a race to the finish! maximumsecurity didanyoneseethatjockey 90poundsmokeshow


As much as I love a good cup of joe, I can't say this coffee shop and I are on the same page right now. Today's vibe is actually THESE men. Seems like those scented brews has one of them a bit distracted, so maybe I'll slide in and show him where he should really be directing his attention. He'll soon realize that I enjoy my coffee like I enjoy my men - strong and sweet, but also likely to keep me up all night long. AndGreatInTheMorningToo HotDudesReading


This lusty lumberjack landed in my inbox from Berlin, and I immediately started obsessing over what kind of tools are in his shed. I imagine he wields a thick-handled axe, and I bet he thrusts a hammer like nobody‘s business. If he’s missing a basic hoe, I know exactly where to find one. GutenTagMe HDRfangram hotdudesreading


Oh my Gaudí This Spanish Smokeshow is exactly what I need to cure my Barc-ALONE-a blues. Just have to figure out how to get closer so I can ask if he’s down for wine and tapas. And for dessert, I’m gonna climb on tapas him and show him my OléFace HotDudesReading HDRfangram


They say Singapore is one of the cleanest cities in the world and taking a look at this crisp & fresh cutie, I’d have to agree. Not one wrinkle on that button down & not a hair out of place. Despite the clean surroundings, the things I have in mind are anything but. He’ll be calling me his SingaWhore hotdudesreading


Sure, we're approaching the end of March and NYC’s brutally cold temps, but we’re also nearing the end of something I love so very much: beanie-chasing season. And since I only have less than two weeks left to indulge, I’m gunning straight for that hatted hottie. One way or another, this season is going out with a bang. GetBeaniethMeBaby hotdudesreading


Lots of you know LukePerry as Archie’s dad on Riverdale, but my lifelong crush started way back in the 90s watching Beverly Hills 90210 reruns. He was the first brooding bad boy to steal my pubescent heart, so it’s no shock this Dylan doppelganger caught my eye. Wherever you are, Mr. McKay, you’ll always be in our hearts. Love always, your number one 9021Ho hotdudesreading


I can't tell what this studious stud is attempting to commit to memory, but one thing's for sure: today I was jealous of a highlighter cap. Doesn't he know there are better ways to study? (and better things to do with your mouth?) If he let's me play teacher, Billy-Madison-style, I can guarantee at least some layers are coming off. AndThatMyBodyIsSimilarToChrisFarleys ThaaaatIssssCorrrrrect HotDudesReading HDRfangram


Just spotted this one from across the pond and I finally understand what the hell Fergie was talking about when she said she “wanna go down like London, London, London.” We know this British beaut is going to have the cutest accent, which is enough to have me singing gibberish too. But unlike Fergie Ferg, I won’t just be dancing like a ho. HumpMyLumps hotdudesreading HDRFangram


This hat-wearing hottie caught my eye with his inappropriate manspreading, but then I looked up and re-assessed my first impression. His book choice from the Warhammer 40k series proves he’s got a creative mind and an eye for fantasy games. I still can't tell if he's one of the good guys, but I hope he’s a bad boy when it counts. PenetrateMyDungeon GagsAreGreat hotdudesreading


This perfect trifecta — boots, beanie, and a book — is the only thing getting me through this trek on the LIRR. Not to mention, this brooding beau snagged a coveted 4-seater which means it’s time for me to scoot on over, play a little footsie, and get ready for a winter weekend getaway in the Hamptons. Next stop, ShagHarbor. hotdudesreading


The polarvortex is really making my imagination work overtime to figure out what's underneath all the oversized coats. Its like a farewell to arms, chests, legs and everything else from the neck down this week. Thankfully, I can still see this handsome Hemingway fan's moneymaker, and my spidey sense tells me when the jacket comes off, the sun won't be the only thing rising MyBellTollsForYou hotdudesreading


Wonder if this Georgetown gentleman’s name is Mueller because I’m ready for a good probe. I may not have anything to hide but that doesn’t mean I won’t let him search every nook and cranny. And lucky for him, he won’t face much red tape because unlike the government, I’m wideeee open. WhenTheyGoLowItMakesMeSayOhhOhhOhh hotdudesreading


Paris Fashion Week was fun and all, but who needs the fancy runway shows and stuffy after-parties when I’ve got a front row seat to this private collection. Maybe if I get the heat in my apartment high enough, I can convince him it’s literally SS19 so I can see what he’s got hiding under that jacket. SoHauteRightNow hotdudesreading


Nothing like a bone chilling day to make my mind drift to sunnier parts and I’m bringing this cozy cutie along for the ride. I’m picturing trading in our coats for skimpier attire, boots for flip flops, and beanies for straw hats. Add a couple beach chairs and some of my favorite cocktails and it’s almost like this dirty subway car is a tropical paradise. MaiTaiMeUp hotdudesreading hdrfangram


While everyone’s talking about this WorldRecordEgg I’m over here just thinking about how mine are drying up. Not that I’m in a rush to have but I’m ready to put in the pre-work if you know what I mean. Wonder if this bundled up cutie would be down to make like another famous egg and HumptyDumpty hotdudesreading hdrfangram


aaaaand just like that my New Year's resolutions have been flushed down the drain. Who can blame me for being distracted when I've got ski lodge smokeshows like this to ogle at? Maybe this Rocky Mountain man can get me back on the straight and narrow. Or better yet, maybe he can get me on my back where the trail is all downhill from here. ExcuseMeMiss You'reSittingOnMyPole HotDudesReading


This year my New Year's resolution is to be more charitable and environmentally aware, and I’m going to start by leaving my coat here for someone less fortunate and ask to share with this beautiful babe. Then I’ll save some trees by reading along with him once I’m all nestled in. And lastly I’ll save some water by showering together after he walks me home. NoDryJanuaryHere hotdudesreading


And here I was thinking that there were only 25 days of Christmas, when in walked this gorgeously wrapped present on the 29th day. Beautifully packaged ✔️ Reusable ✔️✔️ Suitable for all ages ✔️✔️✔️ He really is the gift that keeps on giving! Oh, and while we’re on the topic, it’d be great if someone can let him know that it feels even better to give than it does to receive. UnlessYoureReceiving hotdudesreading


Christmas is rapidly approaching, and what do I see? This pretty Brazilian treat waiting over there for me. With a crisp white shirt & a big book in hand, He could be the most gorgeous specimen in all the land. I hope Santa knows I’ve been a good girl this year, Leaving him under the tree for me, ensuring not a single tear. He’ll whisk me away & sweep me off my feet, Forever minethis beautiful hunk of man meat. Hotdudesreading XXXmas


Just spotted this camel clad cutie on his way to a workout — I wonder which one? He could be the boxing type or a bootcamp’er or even a sensual yogi. Either way, I’ve got a new workout he should try. Spoiler alert: it involves me handling his kettle bells for a Dirty30 Or60 hotdudesreading


I told myself I’d get my Christmas shopping done early this year, but the thought of braving those obnoxious crowds all by myself has me feeling super Claus-trophobic. If only this fantasy-loving fox took a page from Legolas’ book and played Santa’s little helper with me, then I’d definitely get a leg up. WhenIThinkAboutYou ITouchMyElf hotdudesreading