30 minutes ago
Have I ever revealed how I find these? It's actually really simple. There's a search engine called "searchtempest". It returns search results from EVERY Craigslist. And then just for added comedy I label them the middle of nowhere. That's really it.
And so when I found this, I was initially un-moved. But oh is so much sweeter than it looks. And by sweet I mean genuinely horribly awful. Thought the surroundings were bad? Ha! The devil is in the details.
Firstly, this hood rat is sexist! "Lots of service, like a single lady gets sucked into". Like holy FUCK. I wouldn't even say that This ancient pos has 250,000 MILES. DO YOU KNOW WHY? Because it has perfect service This may be a foreign thought for a hood rat, but you do need to change your once in a while. He also notes that this came from a Doctor's ex wife. (3rd owner). Is he implying that she is "rich" or "prestigious"? Because people that drive 21 year old mercedes aren't typically the classiest of folk. Case in point It "DOES not leak oil". Which is only slightly confusing Skipping over some of the dumbfuckery, we'll have our next genius observation.
First of all, he has TWO for whatever reason. He notes that this one rides "higher". So therefore him all 76 of his IQ have come to the conclusion that it has a tow package?! I mean maybe, but here in Car Roasting Hell you're guilty until proven innocent "Great car for a teenager"? Umthis a good car for NO ONE.
It also runs like a sewing machine. A sewing machine??? Do you know what a sewing machine sounds like?!?! He says it's "german engineered" despite the fact that his uncultured ass couldn't even point to Germany on a map if it were LABELED
He also said it's from a dealer called "elite" mercedes? That must be some sort of hood code? Surely a mercedes dealer isn't actually named "elite". How veryhood
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