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From cutting each other’s hair in front of 300+people, kneeling on the floor, singing baby shark, dancing like a dork, giving family and friends money, to wedding pics with the sheep, our Chinese wedding was a once in a life time event.
The day started with two pimples visiting my face, and the make up artist 👩🎨 negotiated with them so they weren’t too present during the day. Next was the most fun part of the wedding where guests and friends were separated, and grooms side of the family and friends were challenged to distribute red packets with real money in them to come through the door the bride was in. They thought that was all it took, little did they know. Mackie was asked to dance, sing and speak Chinese (some might have been bad words 🙊), also Liam most definitely helped with the dancing part, I am sure uncle Mackie is forever grateful 🍓. Oh and they had to find my shoe, btw my aunts hid it in the bathroom between a narrow wall and the sink, good luck boys.
Shoes? I dk what they are for, Chinese culture has it the the bride can’t walk until they’ve reached the grooms territory(aka venue in this case, although I really would love to have my woodruff family to have a place in China 🙊), so up the grooms back we go.
Although it wasn’t too long of a back ride until we saw the flower decorated Maserati, but why fresh flowers on the car, I asked my aunt to please take them home, cause you know lives and plants and environment and such.
We get to the venue, boy were my American family popular, especially Liam, piper and lincholn, I think they will never need to take pictures again anymore later on in life, because the entire Chinese population just took pics with them.
But seriously tho, the cake game was too strong, so were the other million desserts. 💕
My dad had hired a band to play Chinese traditional music at the gate also during the ceremony, the girls were gorgeous, like mermaids, yea mermaids are cool. Not to mention the music was even better.
Finally the ceremony starts, mom and dad, mother and father in law walks first, while I’ve been hiding under a solid red veil, well I didn’t want to see anyway. Read what happens next in comment)